<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Andy Hawthorne — Personal Blog</title><description>Observations, column essays, and minor philosophical queries by Andy Hawthorne.</description><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/</link><language>en-gb</language><item><title>Scope Creep</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/scope-creep/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/scope-creep/</guid><description>A few notes on the tricky subject of mental health...</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 21:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How To Be Wrong In Comfort</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/how-to-be-wrong-in-comfort/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/how-to-be-wrong-in-comfort/</guid><description>Thought experiments for ordinary people...</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 21:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The 40g Weakling</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-40g-weakling/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-40g-weakling/</guid><description>Chocolate just isn&apos;t what it used to be...</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 20:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Overripe Strawberry</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-overripe-strawberry/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-overripe-strawberry/</guid><description>Days on the beach and the resulting sunburn...</description><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 21:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Old Sea Dog</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-old-sea-dog/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-old-sea-dog/</guid><description>Childhood seaside memories and their usefulness in adulthood...</description><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 21:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Young, Gifted And Skint</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/young-gifted-and-skint/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/young-gifted-and-skint/</guid><description>Our young folk are struggling but it&apos;s not a new thing for young people to be finding things hard...</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 13:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Catastrophic Surplus of Information</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/a-catastrophic-surplus-of-information/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/a-catastrophic-surplus-of-information/</guid><description>I&apos;m not a snob. It’s simply that I wouldn’t do anything to draw attention to myself when out and about. Unlike the lady that came storming into the local pharmacy that morning...</description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 13:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Two Weeks In No. 10</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/two-weeks-in-no-10/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/two-weeks-in-no-10/</guid><description>Our new PM has had a holiday after two weeks in the job. Not ideal...</description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 17:28:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Slow-Twitch, No-Twitch</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/slow-twitch-no-twitch/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/slow-twitch-no-twitch/</guid><description>The battle for fitness in your sixites...</description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 12:44:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Would It Help?</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/would-it-help/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/would-it-help/</guid><description>On the importance of a balanced perspective when life gets... you know... mad.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 21:08:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Year My Shoes Stuck to the Road</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-year-my-shoes-stuck-to-the-road/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-year-my-shoes-stuck-to-the-road/</guid><description>A reflection on the British obsession with declaring a national crisis every time the temperature rises above twenty-five degrees.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:57:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>On the Lost Art of Conversation</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/on-the-lost-art-of-conversation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/on-the-lost-art-of-conversation/</guid><description>We have traded the slow, deliberate craft of conversation in favour of the rapid exchange of functional digital signals.</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 18:56:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shouting at the Furniture</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/shouting-at-the-furniture/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/shouting-at-the-furniture/</guid><description>Why do we let glowing rectangles dictate the rhythm of our lives?</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 13:57:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Sunday Afternoon Atrocity</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-sunday-afternoon-atrocity/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-sunday-afternoon-atrocity/</guid><description>The Monday dread begins on Sunday, usually after lunch...</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 08:46:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Formal Grievance from the Eyelids</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/a-formal-grievance-from-the-eyelids/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/a-formal-grievance-from-the-eyelids/</guid><description>Napping is an underrated art form. Especially when combined with a bad night&apos;s sleep...</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 15:37:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Train That Didn’t Arrive</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-train-that-didn-t-arrive/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-train-that-didn-t-arrive/</guid><description>On the current state of British rail travel. Or rather, the lack of it.</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 14:38:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Morning Coffee Conundrum</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-morning-coffee-conundrum/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-morning-coffee-conundrum/</guid><description>On the Great Coffee Machine Swindle.</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 17:42:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Improbability of the 5K</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-improbability-of-the-5k/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/the-improbability-of-the-5k/</guid><description>On the questionable decision to go jogging at the age of sixty-one.</description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 21:13:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Blogging is a Waste of Time</title><link>https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/why-blogging-is-a-waste-of-time/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://andyhawthorne.uk/posts/why-blogging-is-a-waste-of-time/</guid><description>An examination of the Sisyphean struggle of the modern blogger.</description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 20:05:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>