Your Site’s Too Slow (And Other Haunting Compliments)
I had an existential crisis about page speed...
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Sleeping With Ghosts
Ah, nightmares. I have a director for mine...
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Threading Things
I said I wouldn't join any more platforms...
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Moving Like You Mean It
Mary and I went for a walk that went a bit sideways...
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Tales from The Pub
A poem.
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The Worrying Window
We called in a for coffee and things went wrong...
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Sort The Tea Bags Out
Round tea bags are a scam, here's why...
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Shake, Rattle And Roll
Having a tremor makes life interesting...
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Taking The Biscuit
Ah, custard creams. A fine biscuit. But wait...
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The Cereal Killer
Breakfast cereals? Nah...
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