The Case Of The Cyber-Cheese
It was elevenses in the world of Cornelius Coffin. It might be the year 2027 and they were living in a dystopian nightmare. But there was still time for elevenses.
A Voice From The Future
MegaCity 1 was looking grim on Sunday morning. It always did, but on this particular Sunday, it was grim in the “it is going to piss down all day” sort of grim.
When Your Speeder Fails
Cornelius Coffin liked his speeder. When the Zaponians arrived and made everyone give up their cars, vans and motorbikes, it caused uproar.
The Digital Shopping Failure
Cornelius needed to confirm his weekly grocery shop, but he couldn’t remember his password…
The Coffins Rebel
Cornelius Coffin had a problem. The Zaponians kept telling him to change his name. But, he went to the Humanoid Archive Centre in MegaCity 1, and paid for the evidence that ‘Coffin’ was his family name stretching back for centuries.
A Slight Reset
I’ll try and explain what’s being going on, here…
A Minor Inconvenience
What happens when you need milk and sugar and your way to the shop is blocked by a Zaponian Intergalactic Transporter…
The Vertical Expedition
The thing about lawns is that they need mowing…
The Invention Of Galactic Tea Bureaucracy
In the mists of cosmic contemplation there swirled an idea that seemed so universally impossible that I had to try it, if for no other reason than to trigger a neural upgrade response.
The Notebook Incident: Why Quality Control Is a Laughing Matter
The thing about notebooks is that they have one job. One…