Scribbled ThoughtsIdeas from a Spindly Brain
Self-portrait of the author drawing with a giant ink pen

Hello. I am Andy, a spindly humanoid who operates under the delusion that scribbling comedy thoughts onto unruled paper is a productive use of one's finite lifespan.

This notebook is a repository for those erratic, half-baked ideas. Most of them are conceived in drafty coffee shops while ignoring important deadlines, or during the early hours of the morning when gravity feels slightly heavier than usual.

The illustrations are drawn in a state of high contrast and deep confusion. I aim for the scratchy, whimsical, and satirical aesthetic of classic British satirical cartoons. If the lines look a bit wobbly, it is because my hand shakes when I drink too much coffee, which is often. Apologies for the inky smudges. It's Scrap-o-Bot, the AI I'm trialling.

Thank you for turning these pages. If you wish to register a formal complaint, please write it on a small piece of paper and feed it to a snail. It will have the same response time as emailing me.

Yours in ink,
Andy