Andy Hawthorne

Indie author based in Coventry, England.

Ah, notes. I like ‘em which a good thing. Because...

—Fucking yes! We did it! Play up the Sky Blues!...

The thing is, right, and I mean this, the thing...

—Alright, Joe? —Yeah, sick of this shit weather. —It ain’t...

Right, so you want to write a book. Fair enough....

Mary asked him to take the recycling out. Andy hasn’t...

—Yer made it then? —Yeah, I was a bit rough...

Andy’s staring at the screen again. The analytics. A flat...

He’s there making three brews. The fun starts with the...

He stands for the stand-up. Good idea, getting one of...

He was there, for the fiftieth time that time, or...

Andy’s got a MacBook Air. That’ll do him, he tells...

Andy’s looking out of his window. The garden. It’s there,...

"The best way to reveal a character is to get them to open their mouths.”
― Roddy Doyle