The 40g Weakling
Chocolate just isn't what it used to be...
Welcome. This is a text-only repository of observations, essays, and occasional dispatches on the modern condition.
The Overripe Strawberry
Days on the beach and the resulting sunburn...
The Old Sea Dog
Childhood seaside memories and their usefulness in adulthood...
Young, Gifted And Skint
Our young folk are struggling but it's not a new thing for young people to be finding things hard...
A Catastrophic Surplus of Information
I'm not a snob. It’s simply that I wouldn’t do anything to draw attention to myself when out and about. Unlike the lady that came storming into the local pharmacy that morning...
Two Weeks In No. 10
Our new PM has had a holiday after two weeks in the job. Not ideal...
Slow-Twitch, No-Twitch
The battle for fitness in your sixites...
Would It Help?
On the importance of a balanced perspective when life gets... you know... mad.