Andy Hawthorne

Comedy Writer

The first of a series of Connie Caskett stories. She gets a job at the library…

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You might not want ketchup on your chips after reading this…

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Right, pull up a chair. Not that one, it’s got a loose leg and a grudge against shins.

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I popped to the local shop, not expecting trauma…

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Clive died on a Thursday….

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Bill Sparks builds a F.A.R.T.S machine…

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Arthur Harris had opinions. Not little ones. Big, stompy ones that came in, boots first, and kicked the doors off.

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Mick has found his way to a hotel. A capsule hotel…

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Connie Caskett works in the library and is a death metal fan…

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Meet Arthur Harris, I man who doesn’t like Mondays…

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