The Water Regulators Are Deregulated
The government has decided that Ofwat—the current water regulator—needs replacing. Apparently, the team at Ofwat...
British satire, served dry. Taking aim at the news, modern life, and anything else that smells a bit off.
The Great Blog Culling
It is widely understood that Bloggers should focus on content production with the laser precision...
Gangster Granny and the Family Business
The government today announced it will be trialling a new model of organised crime: intergenerational,...
Another Routine Appointment That Wasn’t
It was time for my winter flu injection. I’m proud to say I’ve reached the...
The Big Sweat: An Update from the Department of Blog Rationalisation
I’m sitting in a damp shirt, under a fan that is currently recirculating warm air...
The Lids Are Conspiring
An Ongoing Investigation by the Department of Mild Inconveniences Now look, I’m a reasonable man....
Fixing The Voting Age
The government has announced that 16- and 17-year-olds will be allowed to vote in the...
Hydrangea Protocols and the Domestic Watering Agreement
Due to extreme heat and internal marital negotiations, I was recently appointed Acting Head of...
Blogging Still matters
There are news articles out there (hello, Forbes) with titles like: “How To Start a...
What Modern Bloggers Could Learn From The Early Bloggers
Ah, blogging… It sounds like something you might suffer from after eating too many sausages...
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