Andy Hawthorne

Indie author based in Coventry, England.

—Ey up, Joe. —Alright, mate. Ah fuck, you’ve got the...

—Fer fuck's sake, Bob. —Alright, grumpy. What's up wi' yer? ...

—Ey up, Bob. —Alright, Joe. —Dunno if we’ve got time...

—Cold bugger out there today, Joe. —Nesh bugger. It’s fresh...

—Bloody ‘ell Bob. D’yer take that notebook to the bog...

—You’ve got that bloody notebook again, Bob. —Yeah, I’ll have...

—Alright, fellas? —Ah, ‘ere he is. Andy’s turned up, Bob. ...

—Bloody ‘ell, Bob, some result or wha’? —Yeah, mad. —Mad?...

—Alright, Bob? —Morning, mate. ‘Ave yer been to vote? —Nope. ...

—Great day yesterday, Joe! Brilliant it, was. —Wha'? —I said...

—May the fourth be with yer, Joe. —Wha’? —Are you...

"The best way to reveal a character is to get them to open their mouths.”
― Roddy Doyle