Episode 1 - May The Fourth Be With You

—May the fourth be with yer, Joe.

—Wha’?

—Are you still deaf?

—Nope, I had ‘em suctioned.

—So you ‘eard me.

—Yeah, but I don’t get what yer said.

—It’s Star Wars day, yer daft apeth.

—Ah, right.

—Yer still lost ain’t ya?

—Er, yeah.

—Star Wars. Space. Lasers. Jedi blokes an’ all that.

—Oh yeah, that shite.

—Yer don’t like Star Wars? Be careful, our friendship is at stake ‘ere.

—I don’t watch movies, mate. Nowt against Star Wars or tha’.

—Blimey, me and you? We’ve got a movie marathon to do.

—Don’t like ‘em. I like documentaries.

—Mate, we are watching the whole lot of the Star Wars movies. I’ll get you into ‘em.

—You sound like fucking Darth Vader half the time.

—See? You Do know it.

—A bit.

—Right, are you up for it then? A movie marathon?

—Round yours?

–Yeah.

—Will Maggie make sarnies?

—You know she will.

—Right, I’m up fer that then.

—Great! I’ll set it up. Bring yer light sabre.

—Fer fuck’s sake. Yampy bugger.

—So, I’ll try again… May the Fourth be with you.

—And with you, yer nobhead.

—Well, that’s slightly better I suppose.

—Ha! Right, I’m getting the brews in.

—Say it to young Penny. She’ll know.

—Fuck off.

—She will!

—Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

—Wait… Did yer just quote Yoda?