F*ckwittery

I like tales that come straight from the boozer,
Those tales that likely make you snort your beer, 
Laugh and fart at the same time like a loser,
But still laugh out loud without any fear,
Let’s be honest — most tales are bloody dull,
Your eyes glaze over and you start to nod,
While you work out if it’s a load of bull,
But other folk get their pants in a wad,
There is fuckwittery going on here,
Explain What’s wrong with making people smile,
Or writing that is daft but full of cheer?
I reckon we should let go for a while,
To me, that’s the stuff that really matters,
When a fart leaves your trousers in tatters.