My To Do list terrified me because it was always full.
Late one evening and after a lot caffeine, I came up with a plan.
“Have you swept the leaves up yet?” Asked Mary.
“It’s on my list,” I replied with confidence.
“Have you fixed that shelf yet? Asked Mary.
“It’s on my list—“
“This list of yours. Do you ever actually do anything on it?”
“It’s a new productivity hack. every time I procrastinate, I write it on my to-do list.”
I paused.
“Now, I’ve got the most organised list of things I’ll never do!”
Mary glared at me.