Happy news! You can have the new iPhone 17 Pro Max — if you sell your car.
Well, you won’t need to sell your car if you happen to have 2,000 of your finest English pounds lying around in a shoe box.
So, it’s your choice. You can keep your car or get the new iPhone 17 Pro Max with 2TB of storage space. And for clarity, you can get them cheaper than that, with less storage space. But you may as well sell the car and get the one that will have room to store your entire life on it. Or take you to the moon.
And let’s face it, when you get one of these, you won’t need a car. You’ll be able to use your device to summon an AI Bot to take you where you need to go. Or better still, go and fetch what you need. I mean really, who needs a car?
And did you see the orange one? Or should I say: ‘Cosmic Orange’? Who came up with that name? The same person setting the price point, I suspect. Both being out of this world.
Now look, I’ve used iPhones since they first came out. I like them because I also use a Mac. So that integration is nice. But it’s getting to the point where I prefer my notebook and pen. It is much simpler. And they are cheaper to replace.
And I reckon if I search hard enough, I could even find one in my favourite stationery shop that is ‘Cosmic Orange’. Or, ‘Coventry Beige’ since that is homage to where I live.
Think of this, when you see an old banger going along the road, you’ll be able to sigh and say: “I remember having one of those. But now? I have Cosmic Orange to summon the iBot to fetch whatever I need.”
Ah well, my iPhone 15 Pro Max is still going strong. If I trade it in and sell a car, I reckon I will be able to get the new Pro Max with 2TB storage AND a case for it.