Sid Quantum was a physicist of considerable reputation. Not least for his work in explaining difficult concepts to people who didn’t have his intellect.
On this day of our glorious epoch, Sid was teaching school children about the wonders of science.
He liked teaching children because they are receptive.
“Hey mister, your hair is funny!”
“Ah, I don’t brush it very often!”
“Er, Mister, You’ve got two belts for your trousers!”
“Well, They are called ‘braces’.
“Hey mister, why do you always hold that book?”
“Ah, its a book about gravity, young lady.”
“I find it impossible to put down…”