Andy Hawthorne Andy Hawthorne - Comedy Writer

Haiku

Me, writing nonsensical haikus.

I am a blogger
Cold winter or warm summer
Nonsense all year round.


A man wore a hat 
Because the sun burned brightly 
He was Jack the Hat. 


A duck ate my sock 
During a summer shower 
The rain shrunk the duck.


I wrote this haiku
On a summer afternoon
With jam and a spoon.


My pen has run dry 
Like the parched grass of my lawn 
That’s it; there’s nowt else.


The kettle grew legs
On a scorching August noon
Ran off down the street.