My wife and I don’t agree on the best choice of vacuum cleaner.

Mary prefers the Henry. She reckons it does a better job than any of the cordless ones.

Me? I prefer cordless. So you can get on and hoover up without towing a sack of spuds behind you.

But Mary says the cordless ones don’t let you get in the corners.

I thought hard about a solution. I think I’ve found one.

“Cordless hoovers ARE best, love-“

“NO. I’m getting a Henry.”

“Ah, but you see, that means you’ll be tethered to your cleaning.”

She glared at me.