I was in a local coffee shop, watching the world go by. Strange, imagine if the whole world did go by?

The shop was busy. And then two guys walked in.

“Bit bloody busy in here.”
“Aye, shall we go somewhere else?”
“Nah, sod it, we are here now.”

They went up and ordered their coffee. Sat down a table away.

The first guy said: “How’s your job going at that new factory?”

The second guy replied: “You know they make calendars, right?”

“Yep, I do.”

“Well, I got fired.”

“Eh? Why?”

“All I did was take a day off.”