Another grey day in the London Borough of Grimsditch. George Barrow wandered down Old Street, contemplating another day of looking busy.
You should take âem out. All those fuckers causing you problems.
The fierceness of the thought didnât surprise him. Heâd been having a few like it. He sighed and took another swig of his Costa coffee. Kelso Communications was a business on the move. But he knew it was on the move and leaving him behind. They laughed at his ideas, him being an old-school Ad guy. The meetings. They had a giggle at him in those as well.
He worked harder than the rest of âem. Turned up on time. And did proper ideas work for their clients. But, theyâd force him out of the door soon enough. That he knew.
As he approached the office, he saw Melanie Kent sashaying down the street. Young, vibrant and attractive. Also lethal. She had marketing qualifications coming out of her ears. George stood no chance.
âMorning, George! How are you today?
âSame as, yer know me.
âReady for the new brief from AHD?
âYeah, ready as Iâll ever be.
They both entered the office. George held the door for Melanie. She smiled her thanks. He did that for Veronica, the boss lady, the other day. She told him off for being a chauvinist. He didnât understand the modern world.
Talking of which, Veronica strode across the reception area.
âMorning, Melanie! Meeting room 3 please. George, no need for you to join. We donât need you for this one.
âWhat? itâs my accountâ
âNot now it isnât.
Veronica and Melanie rushed down the corridor. George stood still for a moment. Uncertain what to do.
Go down there and tell âem to fuck right off.
The thought landed and it made him smile. He went to sit down but Veronica came hurrying back.
âGeorge? Step in here for a moment please.
She opened the door to a hot-desk office. He followed her in. She didnât sit down so nor did he.
âGeorge, look, Iâm sorry about this. But Iâm letting you go. Your experience is invaluable. But your methods are old. We donât need you, Iâm afraid.
âThat ainât right. I know more about ad copy than any of the rest ofâ
âYeah, ad copy from years ago, George. Itâs the modern world. Clients want quirkyâ
âThey still wanna sell their shit though, right?
She paused. And considered him for a long moment.
âThatâs part of the problem, George. You donât see it, do you?
She sighed, and brushed an errant hair away from her eyes.
âHR will sort you out by email for your final pay. Iâm sorry George, thanks for all your hard work. But itâs the way it has to be.
She turned to leave.
Yeah, go on. DO IT. Smash the cunt.
George tried to control his body. But he wasnât the one in charge. He felt himself picking up a heavy glass award on display on a shelf nearby. Veronica turned as he picked it up.
Perfect.
He swung it in a wide, vicious arc. The sharp edge leading. It connected with Veronicaâs head. There was a dull, wet thud as arterial blood shot up across the wall. She started to fall. He swung again. The heavy glass edge connected one more. This time tearing a gaping wound in the thin flesh of her forehead.
She flopped to the floor, blood pooling under her body.
Good man, thatâs one.
âI donât know who you areâ
Donât talk to me out loud, you idiot. Think, donât speak.
He stepped over Veronicaâs body and left the office and entered the reception.
Right, the next fucker to turn up gets it.
âIâm not killing anyoneâ
Too fucking late, mate. Youâve crossed the line.
âWho are you?
Who I am doesnât matter.
âIt bloody does. Youâve got me murdering people.
Not me. Itâs you. I donât exist unless you tell me to.
As George weighed up that comment, Mike Rogers, the Operations Director walked into reception.
âAlright, George? Hang on whatâ
Thatâs as far as he got. George moved in fast. Swinging the solid glass award. It struck Mike in the centre of his forehead. There was a loud crack. Mike staggered back, so George swung again. This time leaping up to get more force into the swing.
It worked. He connected with the side of Mikeâs head. Tearing a huge gash that exposed white bone beneath. Blood misted up from the wound. Another blow landed in the same place with a wet thud and Mike went down, spilling blood in a dark pool on the carpet.
Nice, mate. You are getting good at this.
âI donât want toâ
Yeah, you do. This is justice. Theyâve got rid of you when youâd struggle to find new work.
âI didnât need to killâ
Donât tell me. Iâm only advising on what you asked me to.
George looked around the reception. Mike was lying where heâd fallen. Blood pooling under him. George looked at his own hands. Steady.
No shake.
What did he do?
Two people. Gone. From his hands. Yet he felt no horror. In fact, he felt⊠glad.
See told yer, didnât I?
âLook, go away. I canât grasp what Iâve done hereâ
Shut it and leave, mate. Unless you want to a chat with the Old Bill is on your list of things to do.. Although, dâyer fancy a bit more?
âFancy a bit more?
You need to stop speaking out loud, you twat. Youâll look like a right nutter.
âI donât care. Iâm going to have to call theâ
Fuck off, you idiot. Now, get out of here. Or, let me talk you through plan B.
âPlan B?
Yeah. Thereâs more fuckers down in that meeting room, right? You could go down there. Have some fun.
âWhat?
You heard.
âIâm not doing that!
Are you sure? They were chucking you out and they didnât give a shit.
Something snapped in his head like a dry twig. Right there. In the reception of Kelso Communications.
âYeah, fuck âem. But Iâve got nothing toâ
Iâve got you covered.
âwith what?
George looked at the wall behind reception. The keypress.
Thatâs it. Lock âem in. Then? Weâll light the place up. I know where thereâs gear for that.
âYou do?
Yep, out the back. In the cleaning store. Thereâll be the right stuff in there.
âTo make a fire, you mean?
Doh. Yeah.
George looked again at the keypress. And walked over to it.
Good man. You know itâs the right thing to do.

